Cindy1973
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5-Aug-2003
9:42 AM
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the
bushes right by the border
fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law,
you've got to go back
across the border right now."
The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I
must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to
make it hard for him and says
"Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a
sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green,
Pink and Yellow. Now use
them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes,
then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The
phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez
Yellow?"
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Helsinki
1 post
29-Sep-2004
2:11 AM
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Is it just me, or is the "Mexican at the border" joke totally inappropriate for a website like this - if not downright racist!?!?
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Mexican at Border
Guest
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15-Oct-2004
7:58 PM
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It's just a joke get over it, what if everyone got mad over jokes ,i'm blonde and it doesn't make me mad when people tell blonde jokes.So grow up and face life, jokes are going to be told no matter what color, race,religion,etc.
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pooky
site co-owner
26 post s
15-Oct-2004
8:10 PM
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Yeah a jokes a joke....... there are jokes about priests... lawyers......cops.....all professions and the polish..... italian..... irish ......german and other nationalities....... the list goes on and on...yeah and the blonde jokes...how could we forget those... not to mention the women jokes ........ a jokes a joke ......... heck i'm a joke myself and the butt of many jokes....... i don't get mad....i can laugh at myself..and i can also realize a jokes a joke.... people need to stop crying RACISTS!!!!!!!!! and You invaded my rights!!! for every little thing... how about we all tell a joke and just get along once....... life is too short for this pettiness.....learn to laugh at yourselves once in awhile........ thats all for now!! After the last week or so...... i think im gonna go dye my hair blonder!! :o/ LOL later...... Be Safe
Last Edited pooky on 15-Oct-2004 8:12 PM
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Anonymous
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29-Jan-2005
2:11 AM
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testing the racial barriers: More mexican jokes... (I apologize in advance to those who will soon be offended...) What does a mexican and a cue ball have in common? The harder you hit them the more english you get...
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Chappy
18 post s
1-Apr-2005
12:40 AM
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I have GOT to say something about that "Helsinki" character, but, since the individual is very sensitive, I had better not say what is on my mind to say. I am TOTALLY MUTUAL with what Pooky said in the case of jokes. I am German (peasant German on Dad's side and Prussian on Mom's side --- direct lineage of Kaiser Wilhelm the II), and, if I would get upset about virtually all of the jokes about Germans, I would be living just being upset all the time. In today's "contemporary world" people have gotten so far off base concerning living a wonderful life that they can't think of anything else but "is it racist" "will I step on someone's toes" and so forth. It would be good if people would be able to get back to being just plain old human beings again, instead of having psychological sensitivities.
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Chappy
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1-Apr-2005
12:44 AM
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Helsinki's got me going and so I've got to add this bit yet, too. The General Public calls me "damned cop lover" because I am a staunch and strong supporter of LEOs, so, I suppose I am supposed to get all bent out of shape over that, too? Anyone can call me anything they wish concerning my support of cops, so, "damned cop lover" is mild!!!
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Anonymous
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12-Apr-2005
3:22 PM
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Some people just can't take a joke. Man, if George Washington knew what kind of pussies are in this country these days, he would be spinning in his grave.
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merk0525
1 post
17-Apr-2005
8:47 PM
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you know Helsinski.....I'm Puerto Rican, I grew up in New York in the 70's 80's, and 90's....I must have heard every PR joke there is. I don't get offended by them because of the simple fact that we all have at one time or another said a "racial" joke. It is only a joke nothing else. Get over it. I'm sure you have a few "racial" jokes of your own.
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doesn't matter
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21-Nov-2006
5:20 AM
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It seems that those who cry "racist" or "politically incorrect" usually turn out to be the biggest haters when it's all said and done. Such people can't laugh because they hate themselves first and become insensed with anyone who reminds them of how miserable they are living with themselves. Sucks to be them. So, consider the source of such nonsensical and abundant drivel, let Hel-whomever cry foul aaaaaaaaaaaaallll he or she wants and we'll be happy laughing at a few harmless Mexican jokes because they aren't hurting anyone. Whereas the illegal imigration problem is no laughing matter, nor is it an issue or racism -- comprende?
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doesn't matter
Guest
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21-Nov-2006
5:22 AM
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correction to last line of previous posting: ... an issue "of" racism.
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